(Source: wishland, via haybreee)

Good handjob tips:

askanthonyy:

  1.  Put your mouth on it.

preach

(via nepenthes-pharmakon)

Every fucking day this week.

I get to work and no one is here yet. Yay for standing around waiting.

Yellow rockstar

Where have you been all my life?

Oh impulses to do unusual things.

I want to go get a carton, a women and drink down by the river.

2 things.

1) if someone came up to me a seriously told me to fuck them, I would (with some exclusions)
2) I’m glad I’m a dude. No one on tumblr wants nudes from me. Easy mode.

9gag:

There’s nothing better than this
I need this in and around my home

I need this in and around my home

(Source: ogcodeine, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

geddit? Cos Gotye is cockskin…

geddit? Cos Gotye is cockskin…

(Source: 9gag)

I guess now edm fans feel out pain.

Anything with a scream was screamo, now anything with a wub is dubstep.

sherlockwhovian:

little-black-bear:

Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.

Wow. This pretty darn awesome.

Yeah this is a pretty cool concept.

sherlockwhovian:

little-black-bear:

Did I ever mention I fucking love visual poetry? Because I fucking love visual poetry.

Wow. This pretty darn awesome.

Yeah this is a pretty cool concept.

(Source: sheandherdarkness, via miri-stoned)

My rule is if the manager is 15 mins late I go home.

He was 13. Fml.

Blizzlogic.

“Authentication servers are down, so you can’t play any online games at the moment. Soz”
THERE ALL ONLINE!!!! /sigh